Monday, October 30, 2006




EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE SOMETHING GREAT COMES MY WAY

as a rule i dont usually post peoples flyers/ads/promotion on my myspace page. shit just gets anoying. but every once and a while theres a flyer so fuckin amazing that it deserves some sort of recognition. this is that flyer.

Monday, October 16, 2006




KILL ME NOW


everyone: hey el, why havent you been doin that hot blog of yours, eh?

el: im a rapper, not a fucking blogger.

everyone: well are you done with the album yet?

el: look at the dead squirrel that has swallowed my upper lip and guess you bastards.

Friday, October 13, 2006



A DRACONIAN LOVE SONG

like the piss and stench of the huddled traitors evaporates from the room and in that moment i can see her truly and she can see me too, beneath the body armor and weaponry my heart quietly thumps and whispers "drop the guns and grab her now's the time to make your run",
sitting in my transport as we slip through traffic veins she doesnt ask me where we're going only holds my hand and gaze, shes my only reason now and im her only hope to live, we pull up to the cabin way above this damned metropolis,
me and prisoner two four seven two nine zero zed, somewhere that is soilent green we're living life instead,
no more war on traitorism only me and her, she could clean my gun and i could help her clean the floor,
back to something natural we live off of the land, when radon levels drop we walk the trails and talk and laugh,
i'll tell her shes innocent and she'll show me shes not, i kiss the number on her arm then lay her on the cot,
im the first to touch her without gloves on, shes the first to kiss me without crying, life before her was just dying,
me and prisoner two four seven two nine zero zed, away from all this violence live inside eachother heads,
away from all this violence live inside eachother heads,
away from all this violence live inside eachother heads,
away from all this violence live inside eachother heads.

Saturday, October 07, 2006


DIBSS HAS A DOG

of course, his name is scratch. not of course is the giant bulging basketball sized tumor on its side.

Thursday, October 05, 2006




HEY TOM.. SUCK IT, BUDDY.


tried putting up the new jam for yall yesterday. some could hear it, most couldnt. now its down. blame that bitch tom and his patronizing little grin.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006



SO...CLOSE

must finish album. must shave.
NO KINGS


for the next day i will have the song no kings up on my myspace page. peep now or forever hold your peace.

http://www.myspace.com/elproducto


EDIT: file might not appear for a minute as im at te mercy of the myspace loading-bot.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006




THE HOME OF THE FUTURE


i found love on a prison ship,
i found love on a prison ship,
i found love on a prison ship,
i found love on a prison ship,
MUSTACHE REVELATIONS

little known fact: did you know that there is a segment of the female population that actually finds a well developed mustache on a man attractive? i didnt know either. i didnt want to know. the end is nigh.
UPDATE/INTERVIEW COMING


did an interview with pitchforkmedia.com yesterday about the album. interview was cool, interviewer seemed like a nice fellow. anyway should be popping up at some point and will be giving some exclusive details about the record. and the album rolls ever closer to completion.

Monday, October 02, 2006

HIP HOP MUSIC IS MY LIFE or IF HIP HOP IS DEAD THEN I MUST BE TOO


thinking about it a bit today. damn im lucky. it is my fuckin honor to be allowed to contribute to hip hop music and contributing is exactly what i intend to do. after all these years, after all the albums, after all the tours, after all the bullshit, hip hop music still has my heart. again... im lucky. i will never "move on" from this. i will never consider anything else i do outside of the relm of hip hop "better" or "more interesting" then hip hop music. anything i do is for hip hop. i only hope im worthy. sound corny? sound overdramatic? man this shit saved my life. nothing is fuckin with it. may it live for ever.

we are all genres. we are the absolute polluted blender fuck mixture of anything we can imagine.

just make sure the drums knock, skippy. amen.



POWERED BY CATS


(hint hint)

Sunday, October 01, 2006

heres the text of my response to a call to the draft sent to me sometime in the future. i will send it verbatim when the time comes, but in the meantime its preemptively being put to music and going on my album. please excuse any typos. in the future we dont spell things correctly nor do we have a grasp on proper grammer. and we all rap.


dear sirs:

if the pavement comes alive on flatbush ave with toothy smile
comprised of traffic cones and manholes become eyes,
and birds burst into flames while singing satans praises and fold into
the sky and rain down ashy danger,

if every office empties and all slaves walk in dazes to a pool of
liquid money where they bathe blissfully naked and
drugs no longer taunt me and flooze around my conscience and every
woman beating rapist is securely in their coffins and

every open hydrant in a brooklyn time summer moment is opened up by
cops and folds out into an ocean
and rent is payed by bread literally and parking isnt payed for and
food stamps can be planted and childhoods cant be damaged,

if fire can power space ships that safely ship the creators of
dynamite and gun powder to the graves of all faced it and
the slurping nerf of buracrat life and bean counting slave owners is
twisted in on itself until it shaves off its own faces

and the coke and crack in the nation is collected in a top hat and
forcefed to the children of every cia agent and the dust heads get an
angel and an acres worth of rainbow and the projects turn to clouds
and the stupid arent so proud,

and the snivling grimace mongrols of infected money slobbing
pesticrats ignite into a brilliant beam of light
and mercy is the rule and the exception's mercy too and the desert
comes to brooklyn and the president goes to school

time flows in reverse...death becomes my birth... me fighting
in your war is still, by a large magin, the least likely thing that will ever
fucking happen

ever.

sincerely,

jaime meline
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/09/no_free_passes.html

KEITH OLBERMANN IS BECOMING MY HERO



DOUBLE PLUS GOOD GUEST AND MUSTACHE MAN PEER INTO GLOWING ORB


and what came out of said orb made them happy. secrets are fun.