WHY IS EL SO PARANOID? (AKA THANKS MOM)
just to cue you all in to what my childhood was like, this is a picture of what my mother bought me for christmas last year. its iostat. its a bad picture but on the box under the name it reads:
INDICATIONS: THYROID BLOCKING IN A RADIATION EMERGENCY ONLY
i carry it everywhere i travel now. yeah. im the genuine article.