WHY IS EL SO PARANOID? (AKA THANKS MOM)


just to cue you all in to what my childhood was like, this is a picture of what my mother bought me for christmas last year. its iostat. its a bad picture but on the box under the name it reads:

INDICATIONS: THYROID BLOCKING IN A RADIATION EMERGENCY ONLY

i carry it everywhere i travel now. yeah. im the genuine article.